More bad vacation ideas...

In my on-going efforts to stay abreast of bad vacation choices, even incipient ones, I have come across this story: Take a Volcano Vacation.  Well, sure...who doesn't have a hankerin' to see molten lava spewing hundreds of feet into the air?  However, let's review this "tempting" offer:

1. It's in the Congo.
2. It's Nyiragongo, referred to by Forbes as "the world's deadliest volcano."
3. It's an actively erupting volcano.
4. Armed escorts are required.
5. Reread #4: Armed escorts are required.

But, not to worry..."experts" say that it is perfectly "safe."

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